Coffee…check! Chocolate…check! Assorted sugary creamy extras…check! Peppermint…ch- …wait, peppermint? Are you sure about this? It’s not going to be weird? Or overwhelming? Or taste like I just freshly brushed my teeth? Somehow I’m going to trust you that all these flavors will somehow work together and nothing bad will happen? Alright, I’m trying it…and yup, I turned into a candy cane. Darnit.
